It stays until I:
Gulp down countless gallons of water (Makes me think about shifting my workstation nearest to the loo)
Eat sugar or gulp down a big ball of rice ( these resources would be unavailable on the spot)
Hold breath until I’m almost dead ( I would die to get rid of it !)
People around me take the ongoing conversation into their court. ( Situational advantage)
And, not necessarily in that order. Sometimes one has to live with such irrational tendencies. Sigh..! Inbuilt ways of being publicly embarrassed..!
If you have read till here, you might have understood that I have nothing to write about. Although that is partially true, I really got pissed off with hiccups today, which extended its occurrence like a mega serial. Halt and think before you write me off saying that I am unbelievably silly. There is an interesting group discussion going on.. the hiccup descends on me for no reason at all, and it refuses to leave my damn throat after repeated attempts of breath holding and gulping down gallons of water! Isn’t it embarrassing? GRR. Now the group is so amused by the show that they laugh their heads off . God save these pessimistic morons.
The spasmodic contraction of diaphragm !@$%^&*(! Well that was the definition of hiccup I got when I googled it.
Lead us not into hiccups and deliver us from embarrassment.