I can’t seem to remember the month
of December 2017, so I am guessing that I may have been in a coma which no one is
speaking to me about. I do remember the Xmas cakes and garlic breads straight
out of my Moms oven melting in my mouth gulped with generous amounts of wine.
Christmas, as usual, was spent with my people in peace, love, music and lots of
food. I earned this break after slogging and stressing out in office trying to
reach somebody’s insanely impossible goals and timelines.
I applied for a month vacation,
and my boss was highly amused at my great expectations. She cut it down to ten
working days. My husband was allowed more leave and he said ‘Bye, Roomie, Merry
Xmas’ and went on his way. Well, my son and me had the best time ,did our Xmas shopping, ate
countless tubs of popcorn, watched late night Disney, slept and woke up on our
terms. It was such a jolly good time without rules and husband ! Finally
the day of travel arrived. I was supposed to leave office a bit early as it was
busy Xmas season, traffic was slow moving towards the airport and the flight
dint belong to my Dad. I targeted to leave by 4:00 pm.
Meanwhile some logically-challenged
guys at office requested project related training at 3:00 pm. I had to pack
bags, weigh them, get food for my son, dress him, lock all doors, switch off TV
and Gas, arrange documents, remind the driver for airport drop, pay the cleaner, park my car
somewhere safe, handover keys to neighbor to water my microscopic and
malnourished plants in my absence, lock bedroom doors amongst many other
things.
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As I had emptied my fridge and
every meal had to be arranged, I came towards my car in the afternoon with a
thousand things running in my head and official calls ringing continuously. I
found a car parked perpendicular to mine, completely blocking any forward
movement. Who on earth parks like this as if I abandoned my car there? All hell
broke loose in my head. My animal instincts woke up. I rang up a colleague who
usually parks adjacent to mine and blurted ‘Hey do you know which stupid is the
owner of this purple Mazda? What kind of ..what ..what nonsensical…’ …I
searched for words to complete my sentences. He said ‘Anita first of all calm
down, you can find him at___’ I cut the call and made an angry walk towards the
human who was doomed to be at the receiving end of my wrath.
He was happily joking in his
cubicle oblivious of the fire he started. I said ‘Can you move your car from there?’
What I really wanted to say was ‘Hey pea-brained useless creature! You
better move your damn car out of that place else I will scratch it with my
keychain!’. To be honest I am the useless creature whose mouth goes against her
brain. The guy who heard me loud and clear said… ‘I wrote my number there…dint
you see?’ Oh well ! Now he expects me to walk around his car and find his
number and call him whenever I have to go somewhere? Dude, I don’t even call my
husband whenever I start my car. I replied to him. ‘NO!’. He looked at me
closely, measuring the rising mercury levels and quietly moved his ridiculously
flashy car. The fire that started in my head couldn’t be extinguished.
Later the training started at
3:00 pm and the trainees had segregated all the doubts in the world to ask me.
I kept talking and simultaneously looking at my watch every five seconds trying to signal the crowd that I am not
interested. However they seemed to be brimming with a thirst for knowledge.
Finally I scraped through that meeting around 4:10pm. Later everything happened
in a blur, packing, tidying, locking etc. , and soon we were on our way to the
airport.
Wearing similar tee shirts and
jackets, my son and I cuddled in the backseat of the car, when he looked up at
me and asked. ‘Ma did you take the passports and ticket?’
‘Yes I did, baby’. I said
confidently, after having successfully sailed through a busy day alone.
‘Are you sure ma?’
