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Wednesday, June 20, 2012

High School Gags...


It was one of those glorious high school days when we, a gang of nine brats popularly known as The Notorious Nine, were walking from school to the bus station at noon, after a boring three-hour extra class during the weekend. We were all the typical uniform wearing, hyperactive students who left no stone unturned to enrage teachers ,parents and peers alike. 

Among us, my friends Sandy and Ancy (names changed to protect my head their privacy :D ) were healthier than the rest of us.

As we walked, Ancy went on to announce, that since she and Sandy weighed significantly more than the rest of us, the school will declare two days leave in the event of their unfortunate demise.
 This declaration however, did not go down well with the rest of us. I screamed, ‘WHAT?’ . However Ancy kept walking completely ignoring my tone of speech and expression. The others of the gang rolled eyes at her. However, she kept chewing her gum, pretending to be completely oblivious to the air of terror around her. Well no one actually cared about the demise part, but the worry was for the two days she deserved, unlike one day which is the usual trend. Sandy also kept walking, nodding her head as if to acknowledge the praise she was bestowed upon.

I couldn’t control myself, when I asked her…”Then what about me…and Nimmy..and the others ?” She patted off some dust from her skirt, casually ran her fingers through her hair and said, ‘One day maximum, if it is not on a weekend’. I felt highly insulted and humiliated than I would’ve felt if I actually died on a weekend. 
The shortest and most malnourished member of our gang, G, then looked up, and asked in a low voice, ‘ And me?’

Ancy looked at her pitifully, up and down, and famously replied after a few seconds,

“Hmm… Five minutes silence, at the most”. 


17 comments:

  1. HAhah this reminded me of the incident last semester when we wanted the vivas to not happen and one of us talked of dying and we all started with "IF someone dies we will get a day off !!" and then our group started saying that if one of us dies then the rest will be saved the viva due to the shock :D :D It was fun thinking of all the weird things that would happen if we died :D

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  2. I sure would like to see what Ancy and Sandy and Nimmy and G would say to this now :-)

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    1. They will relive the past and remember the good ol' days fondly! What else!

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    2. Im this close to actually naming all the nimmy, g and ancy and sandy!..lol! good one anita!!

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  3. Anita,

    LOL, some friends you had! Life must have been full of fun.

    Take care

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  4. Hmm.. by that rule, my death oughta get us a week atleast :)

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  5. We used to do jokes like that too until , finally one day it boomeranged on us and the words turned true.. :(.

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  6. Hey I thought only we used to say things like that!
    Even we used to have this group of guys walking together.. The next day of watching Rang de Basanti we lifted d shortest and lightest guy among us and walked thru d streets! He wanted to do aeronautical engineering but settled for computer engineering after that!

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  7. Hahahhaaaaa I was wondering where the joke was going....totally funny;-D

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    1. Actually it was more funny when it was in Malayalam...Transalation kills the best jokes :-(

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