Of late, the newest thing that
has caught my confusion-prone mind is friend requests from Facebook. To begin with, my spouse and I having worked
together at multiple organizations gave us, like 782 mutual friends. Facebook has thus
bound us with its own virtual strings, that if he adds someone new, Facebook urges
me to add that person as well. Apparently,
Facebook algorithms are so old-school that it doesn’t understand people can
have friends, their significant others may not know. I mean jeez ...grow up, you! If
he uploads a picture, Facebook pesters me to like it. Basically, Facebook wants
us to be together, more than ourselves and our parents. I hate to break this to
you, but being a programmer I doubt that rule one of Facebook algorithm could
be ‘what God has joined together let app not separate’.
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When I was single and there was Orkut,
new friend requests from cute strangers were like being asked out on a blind
date. I visited that person’s profile, showed it off to my friends (if cute) and once
done, clicked ‘Remove and block’. Even as a youngster and till date, rule one
of my social media existence is to connect with people I already know. I never
logged in to meet any stranger because my life is already crowded. Putting up
with relatives and friends itself is exhausting I cannot take further shit coming
from strangers.
This blog attracts a fair amount
of friend requests from strangers, which I deny because people who read my blog have my
page to connect. Then there are friend requests that come with attached strings
– mutual friends. When I get a friend request with a mutual friend backing,
this can slightly mar my peace of mind. To add or not to add? If it is a
female, then mostly it is no issue because women hardly add me (they wait for me to add them). Problem is when it is a male I have mutual
friends with. My imagination runs so wild until I start thinking; does this man
think I am the type of girl who will add anybody that sends me a request? I
know I have gone too far, but let me be frank here, I think that. The answer to
this question lies in the click of the button which says ‘Remove request’. I answer
my own weird questions. The bottom line is, I suffer from a condition, in which
I want to look social but in reality I am not. (This hurts)
Some of my friends say that they
add people if they can find mutual friends with that person. Mutual
friends are like recommendations from previous employer. It could be a phone
number or address that does not exist. May be these mutual friends added this
person for the same reason. Once I found an anonymous phone number on one of my whatsapp girl groups for which I am the admin and none of the members knew whose
number it was! Creepy, isn’t it? There shouldn’t be so many strangers in the
world, I tell you. Being a semi-private person on social media literally sucks.
So what is meant by ‘semi-private’
you ask? It is a condition in which one posts a picture with a public setting
and also blocks the strangers liking it.
