So the
other day, I was hunting for my passport size photo at home. The probability of finding the passport size photo is directly proportional to the respect one has in my house.
Like for example, there were many of my spouse, son and parents. And NOT ONE
photo of mine. So I headed to the nearest studio to get mine clicked, and the studio lady
made me feel at home (more than my family did while I was searching for the photo) and was patient enough to wait until I combed my hair
scalp. After that I adjusted my eyebrows which was permanently set in frown
mode. She then asked me to relax, and my brain was like, WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY
RELAX.
I looked at my
picture again and realized that she was right. I have a resting bitch face and a
permanent frown which has grown into my facial structure. Thanks to my
colleagues and corporate politics, some of my facial muscles that are supposed
to activate when I smile, are in coma. I went back to the chair and tried to
smile. The colossal effort I had to put in to smile without looking constipated
is indescribable.
I proceeded to the car wash station, because one more layer of
dust could make my wind shield completely opaque. As I waited near the automatic
car wash entrance, one guy came up to me and said 'Madam you see that N there on
your gear? You need to push your gear to N. N, Madam, N!!!"
Just because I am a
woman it is presumed that I do not know what a Neutral gear is? Does this guy
talk like this to men also, I wondered. Dude, I am an engineer and these are the
ABCs of engineering, I wanted to explain. N it seems! I went from frown mode to rebel mode and
continued to keep my gear in D for the sake of proving my point.
The only point
that was proven was that I couldn't follow instructions even after it has been
told repeatedly.
If that studio lady was here I could have explained to her why
I was permanently frowning.
Facial Muscles are in COMA...... :)
ReplyDelete:D :D he he
DeleteDon't your colleagues know you blog? Asking since you speak so highly of them :P
ReplyDeleteThey know very well :D Hence I keep mentioning them so they don't feel bad :D
DeleteHaha! Thanks Nikhil:D
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